CAP'N CRUNCH

WHEN DID THAT SHIT GO ALL RETRO?

WE'RE HERE TO STAY

I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET MY SOCIETY OF FELLOW DOMESTIC FELINES:

sup bitches? you know me... i'm supercat. You might've seen me at the mountain. i'm a serious serious skier i got steaze and style my brozzzzzz. my claim to fame is doing a tripokle flip while shotgunning ten beers in the dark with my eyes closed. you try that while being a catz. fuck off.

hey. i'm rawr. this is not a costume. i like to board. it's a way of life. shred or die...meow. i don't even like cats, but i'm in this kr3w because i have mad respect for 21st century catz. wolves and dogs are the shit. i like going really fast because i am a majestic wolf, and by fast i mean fast. i wear bright colors but it just looks like flashes of light...majestic light. molca salsa 4 lyfe.

As for me, I'm pretty wild. Here I am after throwing up some shitty mexican food that someone said was molca salsa. Come on. I can taste the difference. You'll usually see me jumping around on my snowboard, over hot lava. Sometimes when I get hungry, I take a bite out of some freeskier or some kid on the bunny hill. I also like to go on moonlit hunts for molca salsa burritos, and just generally get wild. I like to drink, but I have a rule that for every beer I have, I have to drink the blood of 2 innocent virgins. MEEEEEE-YOWWWWWWW!